Newfie Duck Hunter
How Newfies confront ornery game wardens...
A Newfie went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He put them in
the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was confronted
by an ornery game warden who didn't like Newfies. The game warden ordered the
Newfie to show his hunting license, and the Newfie pulled out a valid Ontario
hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of
the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said,
“This duck ain't from Ontario. This is a
Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?”
The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting License.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck,
sniffed its butt, and said
“This ain't no Quebec
duck. This Duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?”
The Newfie reached into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and
said,
“This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from Nova Scotia. You got a
Nova Scotia huntin' license?”
Again the Newfie reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting
license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the
Newfie,
“Just where the heck are
you from?”
The Newfie smiled, turned around, bent over, dropped his pants showing his butt
and said,
“You tell me, you're the
expert.”