Unknown to most Canadians, as Pope John Paul II was dying, he sent a message to the present Canadian Prime Minister (Paul Martin), and the past Prime Minister (Jean Chretien), to come to his home in the Vatican. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The Pope grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both Martin and Chretien were touched and flattered that the old Pope would ask them to be with him during his final moment. They were also puzzled though because the Pope had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, Chretien asked, “Odder, what for did you hask de two of huss to come ’ere?” The old Pope mustered up some strength, then said weakly, “Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s how I want to go as well.” see also   Easter  &  Government  Sections 2012 Bunny Calendar After Easter Bunny Blonde’s Meaning of Easter Broken Egg Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Colour Car Did You Say Happy Easter? Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening Easter Bunny Wisdom Easter Canceled Easter Car Easter Cats Easter Egg Drop-outs Easter Elephant Eggs Easter Identity Theft Easter Sudoku Puzzle Easter Yolks Egg Couch Egg Separator Egg Walk Eggs with Eyes Eggsellent Close Shave Eggsellent Friends Firm Egg Forgotten Easter Eggs Golfer’s Breakfast Happy Easter, Big Guy Happy Keester Hare Five Hoppy Easter How Easter Eggs Are Made How Many Eggs? Identity Theft Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D. Leaving A Good Impression Missed Palm Sunday Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit or Duck? Stuffed Bunny Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Texas Easter Bunny The Rules of Chocolate The Crucifixion The Resurrection What Happened? What’s In Easter? Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room

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