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Rest In Peace - While You Can
Sentimental widow planning for long-term revenge...

Version One:
A sentimental widow put up a lovely marble stone for her late husband.
Its wording read:  REST IN PEACE - UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN


Version Two:

When her late husband’s will was read, a widow learned he had left the bulk of his fortune to another woman. Enraged, she rushed over to the Memorial Home to change the inscription on her spouse’s tombstone.

“Sorry, lady,” said the stonecutter. “I inscribed ‘Rest In Peace’ on your orders. I can’t change it now.”

“Very well,” she said grimly. “Just add ‘Until We Meet Again.’ ”