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“That cat has got to go!”
“This is what happens when you get married!”
“Every time it throws a shoe, I fall for it...
next time, I'm not getting outta my bed for anything!”
“Excuse me, ma'am, could you explain to me again why it's better this way?”
“I may be bigger than her, but she carries concealed weapons.”
“Are you sure this is a magic basket?
I've sat in it for two days but so far no bones have appeared.”
“Sigh, somehow I just don't think I'm the favorite anymore.”
Dog: “Why cat - why have you betrayed me?”
Cat: “Because when we got married you never said 'I do' - you said 'ruff ruff.'”
“One more whimper out of you, and the hindlegs go too!”
“Brain Transfer - Is it wrong? News at Nine.”
“A Basket Case”
“Is it just me or has my basket shrunk and hers has enlarged?”
“The name is Hilton, Tinkerbel Hilton!”
“I wonder how many lives that damn cat has used up!!!”
At the Annual 'Issues In Psychotherapy' Conference:
“Ladies and gentlemen, Doofer and Miss Thang will now role-play the difference between cats and dogs.”
Dog says to Cat: “See, I told you I would fit. Now, can I have my fiver?”
“Guess who got 'time-out'?”
Cat to Dog: “Now who's the sissy?”
Dog: “I never win at Rock-Paper-Scissors.”
“Things a man will do for pussy.”
Joe La Rosa
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