At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?” “No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.” Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your mother?” Little Johnny answered, “No - she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.” Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?” “I’d like to stay with the Toronto Maple Leafs.” “Why the Toronto Maple Leafs?” “Because they can’t beat any one.” see also   Family,  Hockey  &  Stress  Sections Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell Reptile Ride Morning Inspiration Fatal Text Message Swiss Nail Art

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