Cure for Child Abuse
If you had a choice, who would you rather stay with?
At a child custody hearing, the Judge asked
Little Johnny, “would you like to stay with your sister?”
“No,” Little Johnny replied. “She beats me when I get home from school.”
Then the Judge asked Little Johnny, “then would you like to stay with your
mother?”
Little
Johnny answered, ”No – she’s even worse! She beats me all the time.”
Finally, the Judge asked, “Well, who would you like to stay with?”
”I’d like to stay with the Vancouver Canucks.”
“Why the Vancouver Canucks?”
“Because they can’t beat any one.”