Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - St. Augustine

Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

A short saying oft contains much wisdom. - Sophocles

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Into the darkness they go, the wise and the lovely. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

Wise leaders generally have wise counselors because it takes a wise person themselves to distinguish them. - Diogenes of Sinope

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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10-Dec-2018