Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Kindness is wisdom. - Phillip J. Bailey

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Silence does not always mark wisdom. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Wisdom comes with age, but keep it to yourself. - Mary Roach

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The beginning of wisdom is to call things by their right names. - Chinese Proverb

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom. - Anatole France

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

The first point of wisdom is to. discern what is false; the second, to know what is true. - Lactantius

Wisdom is the ability to acquire knowledge and analyze it both logically and emotionally. - Vivian Clayton

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

A man doesn't begin to attain wisdom until he recognizes that he is no longer indispensable. - Admiral Richard Byrd

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. - Moliere

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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