Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

No man is wise enough by himself. - Plautus

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

Wisdom is the sunlight of the soul. - German Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix

Kisses are a better fate than wisdom. - e e cummings

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Much wisdom often goes with the fewest words. - Sophocles

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise! - Homer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. - Aristotle

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency. - Lewis Perelman

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Sir Francis Bacon

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar. - William Wordsworth

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The well bred contradict other people. The wise contradict themselves. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

Knowledge alone is not enough. It must be leavened with magnanimity before it becomes wisdom. - Adlai E. Stevenson

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Wisdom teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a colour. - Seneca

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

There is no such thing as an omen. Destiny does not send us heralds. She is too wise or too cruel for that. - Oscar Wilde

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The person who has a firm trust in the Supreme Being is powerful in his power, wise by his wisdom, happy by his happiness. - Joseph Addison

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Lord Francis Bacon

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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21-Jul-2019