Easter Bunny Wisdom

Everything I need to know, I learned from the Easter Bunny


- Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.

- Walk softly and carry a big carrot.

- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages.

- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.

- There’s no such thing as too much candy.

- Keep your paws off other people’s jelly beans.

- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.

- All work and no play can make you a basket case.

- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.

- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.

- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.

- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell.

- Some body parts should be floppy.

- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.

- The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.


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Turn your wounds into wisdom. - Oprah

Doubt is the origin of wisdom. - Rene Descartes

No man was ever wise by chance. - Seneca

I'd rather be funny than wise. - Dennis Miller

It is wisdom to believe the heart. - George Santayana

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - Saint Augustine

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Doubt is often the beginning of wisdom. - M. Scott Peck

We judge of man's wisdom by his hope. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom. - Francis Bacon

Be happy. It's one way of being wise. - Colette

For even the very wise cannot see all ends. - JRR Tolkien

Success: the ability to make wise decisions. - Hebrew Saying

Knowledge can be communicated but not wisdom. - Herman Hesse

Wise is he who collects the wisdom of others. - Juan Guerra Caceras

Fools look to tomorrow; wise men use tonight. - Scottish Proverb

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

It is never wise to discourage youthful idealism. - Stephen Kinzer

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

Proverbs may be said to be the abridgment of wisdom. - Joseph Joubert

Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time. - Theodore Roosevelt

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. - Francois De La Rochefoucauld

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men. - Cato

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

A wise man sees as much as he ought, not as much as he can. - Michel de Montaigne

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

He who knows others is learned; he who knows himself is wise. - Lao-Tzu

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

The wisdom of nations lies in their proverbs, which are brief and pithy. - William Penn

All this worldly wisdom was once the unnameable heresy of some wise man. - Henry David Thoreau

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quoatations. - Benjamin Disraeli

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Even fools are thought wise if they keep silent, and discerning if they hold their tongue. - Old Testament

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Authority without wisdom is like a heavy axe without an edge, fitter to bruise than to polish. - Anne Bradstreet

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway. - Albert Einstein

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

He is wise who knows the sources of knowledge - who knows where it is written and where it is to be found. - A.A. Hodge

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Wisdom consists, not in seeing what is directly before us, but in discerning those things which may come to pass. - Terence

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. - Hal Borland

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The man of wisdom is never of two minds;
the man of benevolence never worries;
the man of courage is never afraid. - Confucius

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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23-Nov-2017