End Of The Line

When you know you can’t go any further in life



Cemetery at Dead End street road signs

QuotaBills
The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield


see also   Aging  &  Sign  Sections

 

Fairy Soap

Throwaway Sport Paper

Young At Heart

Like No Udder

Love Thy Neighbour

Good To The Last Drop

Gated Community

Squat Statue

Pothole Garden

Flood Games

Cadillac Clearance

Wheelbarrow Parking

Hebrew Sudoku Puzzles A

Bringing It Home

Why Bearded Men Never Shave

Side Rail

King Stump

Until We Understand Women

Grief Bacon

New Element in the Periodic Table
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

24-Jun-2017