Healthy Breakfast

With the “Butts & Cup of Joe” breakfast you will
significantly reduce unwanted extra pounds



Healthy Morning Breakfast

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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