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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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