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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

God is like a skilful Geometrician. - Sir Thomas Browne

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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26-Sep-2018