Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

We steal if we touch tomorrow. It is God's. - Henry Ward Beecher

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

There is much in the world to make us afraid. There is much more in our faith to make us unafraid. - Frederick W. Cropp

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

It's all nonsense. It's only nonsense. I'm not afraid of the rain. I am not afraid of the rain. Oh, oh, God, I wish I wasn't. - Ernest Hemingway

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale


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17-Feb-2018