Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim

Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


see also   Religious  Section
40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Biblical Humour
Church Humour
Church Sign Generator
Church Sign Humour
Church Sign Messages
Church Signs
Devil Sky
Garden of Eat’En
God Darts
If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments
Judas Asparagus
Moses As A Lifeguard
Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel
Moses’ USB Tablets
Need A Lifeguard?
Organ Donor
Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment
Prayer Conditioning
Prayer Request for Bob
Praying For Their Enemies in Edmonton?
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The Stoned Age & Judyism by College Students
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23-Nov-2017