Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say. - Henny Youngman

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. - Woody Allen

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


see also   Religious  Section
40 Years In The Desert - The Real Story
All Dogs Go To Heaven
Biblical Humour
Church Humour
Church Sign Generator
Church Sign Humour
Church Sign Messages
Church Signs
Devil Sky
Garden of Eat’En
God Darts
If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments
Judas Asparagus
Moses As A Lifeguard
Moses’ Headache Relief - the Sequel
Moses’ USB Tablets
Need A Lifeguard?
Organ Donor
Original Homeland Security - 2nd Amendment
Prayer Conditioning
Prayer Request for Bob
Praying For Their Enemies in Edmonton?
Sundae Sermon
The Stoned Age & Judyism by College Students
Uplifting Church
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech

 

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19-Sep-2017