Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you. - Elmer Davis

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder


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22-Sep-2018