Moses’ Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache



Moses took two tablets for his headache

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

God, please save me from your followers! - Unknown

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

A hooker once told me she had a headache. - Rodney Dangerfield

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown


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