Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Men often applaud an imitation, and hiss the real thing. - Aesop

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. - Plato

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The greatest men sometimes overshoot themselves, but then their very mistakes are so many lessons of instruction. - Tom Browne

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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26-Mar-2019