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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. - Marilyn Monroe

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing great will ever be achieved without great men, and men are great only is they are determined to be so. - Charles de Gaulle

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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12-Nov-2019