Road Map for Men

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A guide to proper etiquette in the Men’s Restroom



Proper etiquette in the Men's Restroom

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Know the great men of your age. - Baltasar Gracian

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

There are many men of principle in both parties in America, but there is no party of principle. - Alexis de Tocqueville

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is my own. - Michel de Montaigne

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist. - Edgar W Howe

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

What kind of man would live a life without daring? Is life so sweet that we should criticize men that seek adventure? Is there a better way to die? - Charles Lindbergh


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25-May-2019