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If You Can Read This Turn Me Over Sign on Jeep

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees. - Jason Kidd

Everyone has a fair turn to be as great as he pleases. - Jeremy Collier

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

It's very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing. - Unknown

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Things don't turn up in this world until somebody turns them up. - James A. Garfield

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - James Crook

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I'm having difficulty getting the doctors around here to sign the appropriate form. - Spike Milligan

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

No matter what, no matter how, where or who - you can almost always turn around and get a second chance. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A life of unremitting caution, without the carefree - or even, occasionally, the careless - may turn out to be half a life. - Anna Quindlen

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

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