Three Arkansas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, “I’m the best Surgeon in Arkansas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.” The second surgeon said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics.” The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman’s dirty blonde hair and the horse’s behind. I was able to put them together and now she’s running for President.” see also   Doctor,  Golf  &  Redneck   Sections Handicap Porch How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Redneck Air Bags Redneck ATV Redneck BMW Grills Redneck Bulldozer Redneck Cadillac Redneck Coffee Table Redneck Doork Redneck Mansion Redneck Manual Redneck Measuring Tape Redneck Parking Brake Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Post Support Redneck Restroom Privacy Redneck Riding Lawnmower Redneck Sergeants Redneck Snowmobile Redneck Soldier Redneck Spatula Redneck Spoon Redneck Stealth Bomber Redneck Swing Redneck Tank Top Redneck Teeter Totter Redneck Tractor Redneck Tricycle Redneck Water Trailer Redneck Wave Runner Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Snorkeling in the Canadian Coral Reef Summer in Saskatchewan Sunday Drive in the Country Thirst Quencher Fridge It's A Boy! Tombs Of The Prophets BoreRing Person Birth Control Kit Shopping Cart Shelves Crooked Pub Virgin Budget Airlines Lottery Chances Note Flasher No Shorts Holy Day Inn Detroit Discovery

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