Cannibal World Record
When a promotion at work is sometimes hard to stomach…
Some
Guinness World Record staff were on a safari in the jungles of a little-explored
faraway country when they were captured by cannibals.
“Oh, yes!” the
chief of the tribe exclaimed.
“We’re
going to put you all into big pots of water, cook you and eat you.”
“You
can’t do that to me,” said
Craig Glenday.
“I’m the
editor at Guinness World Records!”
“Well,” the
cannibal responded,
“tonight
you will be editor-in-chief!”