Child Disarma-meant

Disarming Candy for peaceful riot control

Sometimes it takes a child to diffuse a thorny situation



Child Disarmament and military peace

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Ignore the boy, Lord. - Homer Simpson

Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Familiarity breed contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

The affection you get back from children is sixpence given as change for a sovereign. - Edith Nesbit

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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