Forgotten Easter Eggs

Easter Eggs hidden too well in the garden



Baby Chicks Hatching - Forgotten Easter Eggs

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

Forget the past and live the present hour. - Sarah Knowles Bolton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance. - Irish Saying

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. - Milton Berle

The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I can forget and you can forget, but a piece of paper never forgets. - Unknown

Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Ultimately it is persistence that will pay off; forget about perfection. - Joe Segal

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I'll be down in the front row with a basket of last month's eggs. - WC Fields

Those who can't forget are worse off than those who can't remember. - Unknown

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim. - George Santayana

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

I think I'm going to keep my Irish accent forever now in any movie I make, because chicks dig it. - Chris O'Dowd

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies. - Phyllis Diller

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Please promise me. If and when the day comes that I may forget who you are, please promise that you won't forget that I am still me. - Mara Botonis

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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