Rich Man’s Hobby

Exercise for a millionaire

Hobbies of the rich / wealth / high income earners



Rich Man's Hobby

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Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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