Rich Man’s Hobby

Exercise for a millionaire

Hobbies of the rich / wealth / high income earners



Rich Man's Hobby

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A person's true wealth is the good he or she does in the world. - Mohammed

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Men are my hobby. If I ever got married, I'd have to give it up. - Mae West

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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