Simultaneous Hunters
That's why he gets paid 'big bucks' from above...
Three
friends (a lawyer, doctor, & preacher) went hunting. The 3 shot a big buck
simultaneously. Upon reaching it they found out that it had only one bullet
hole. A debate followed concerning whose buck it was.
Five minutes later a game officer came by and asked what the problem was. The
doctor told him their reason for the debate.
The officer told them he could tell who shot the buck,
“The
pastor shot it.”
They all wondered how he knew that so quickly.
The officer said,
“Easy.
The bullet went in one ear and out the other.”