What’s In Easter?

Little Johnny props egg on his face


One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children’s sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg.

He pointed at the egg and asked the children, “What’s in here?”

“I know!” Little Johnny exclaimed. “Pantyhose!”


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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon. - Mark Twain

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns


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26-Jul-2017