King Of The Jungle

How to tell if you’re-a-lion’ or a lion


A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted an ox and fiercely bellowed, “Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammered, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll now, the lion swaggered up to an elephant and roared his challenge.
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatched up the lion with his trunk, slammed him against a tree several times, then stomped him until the lion was flat as a pancake.

Then the elephant took up a trunk-full of water, soaked the lion, and then trumpeted in victory before sauntering away.

The lion let out a moan, lifted his head weakly and hollered, “Just because you don’t know the answer, doesn’t mean you have to get all huffy about it.”




QuotaBills
Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

Every man is a king at home. - English Proverb

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

When you strike at a king, you must kill him. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Never live like a king, and die like a pauper. - Joe Segal

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Hunger is felt by a slave and hunger is felt by a king. - Ashanti Proverb

The lion is ashamed, it's true, when he hunts with the fox. - Gotthold E. Lessing

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Playing Shakespeare is so tiring. You never get a chance to sit down unless you're a king. - Josephine Hull

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The Kingdom of France will be thus ruled by King Charles VII... He will enter Paris in good company. - Joan of Arc

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The tiger, he come up with the tigeress. The lion, he come up with the lionette. The zebra, he come up with the zeberelle. - Archie Bunker


see also   Animal  Section
African Car Wash
Animal Groups
Canada’s Concrete Pink Elephant
Do Not Feed The Animals
Downhill Safari
Elephant Blues
Elephant Breath
Elephant Bus
Elephant Circumcision
Elephant Dung Decorative Paper
Elephant Enema
Elephant Haircut
Elephant Hand
Elephant Heist
Elephant Instructions
Elephant Ludo
Elephant Nest
Elephant Phonics
Elephant Soccer
Elephant Stew
Elephant Sunset
Elephant Trampoline
Elephant’s Long Memory
Herd Mentality
Hide & Seek
How Many Elephant Legs?
Identity Theft
IrrElephant
Kermit Frog Loan
Let ’Er Rip
Looking For Something?
Maybe My Job Is Not So Bad After All
No-Elephant Building
Overloaded
Pooped Out Playground
Potty Training An Elephant
Professional Test
River Crossing
Serengeti Tug of War
Stretch Elephants
This Is My Road
Touching Elephant Story
Trunk Sleeper
Viagra Elephant
Weight Wait
When You Cross an Elephant with a Rhinoceros
Zebra Keyboard

 

Fresh Air Computing

Porpoise Pilots

Sorry Employees

Sidecar

Middle East Play House

Cadillac Clearance

Don't Believe Everything You Read

Bee Prepared

Stolen Car

Paper Face

End Of The Line

Glass World - Where Plumbers Buy

Sheep in Wool Clothing

Admin Assistant Bird

Game's On

Backtracker Special

What Are Your Skills?

Just Because You Are Right

Scooter Races

Tired Backhoe
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

19-Oct-2019