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Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Ya gotta watch out for that rigididness. It'll warf your personality. - Archie Bunker

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

A lie is an abomination unto the Lord and a very present help in time of trouble. - Adlai Stevenson

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

One of the funniest antidotes of all time - you sit there like you're in a comma. - Archie Bunker

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Time is that wherein there is opportunity, and opportunity is that wherein there is no great time. - Hippocrates

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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23-Jan-2018