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Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Persistence trumps talent and looks every time. - Aaron Brown

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. - Austin Dobson

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

The two most powerful warriors are patience and time. - Leo Tolstoy

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. - Steven Wright

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Do something instead of killing time. Because time is killing you. - Paulo Coelho

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. - Andrew Marvell

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go. - Tennessee Williams

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

Success does not consist in never making blunders, but in never making the same one a second time. - Josh Billings

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect). - Mark Twain

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Most of us spend too much time on the last twenty-four hours and too little on the last six thousand years. - Will Durant

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

The fruits of philosophy are the important thing, not the philosophy itself. When we ask the time, we don't want to know how watches are made. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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27-May-2018