Redneck Watch

Ask Bubba what time it is!

There’s no time like this for a busy Redneck

(turn Bubba’s charm bracelet backwards & you’re a winner every day!)

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Comedy is tragedy plus time. - Carol Burnett

All great achievements require time. - Maya Angelou

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

I'm sympathising my watch with yours. - Archie Bunker

Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year. - Spanish Proverb

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

time's a strange fellow; more he gives than takes - e e cummings

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

My father... one of the great immorals, er, immortals, of our time. - WC Fields

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Our greatest glory consist not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I never practice my guitar... from time to time I just open the case and throw in a piece of raw meat. - Wes Montgomery

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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17-Nov-2017