Redneck Watch

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There’s no time like this for a busy Redneck

(turn Bubba’s charm bracelet backwards & you’re a winner every day!)

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is my greatest enemy. - Evita Peron

Time heals what reason cannot. - Seneca

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Time ripens all things, no man is born wise. - Miguel de Cervantes

I xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare. - Steven Wright

When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Each time history repeats itself, the price goes up. - Ronald Wright

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. - Vince Lombardi

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Put all your eggs in one basket, and then watch that basket. - Mark Twain

To watch 24 hours a day through them high-powered spectaculars. - Archie Bunker

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If I've learned nothing else, it's that time and practice equal achievement. - Andre Agassi

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. - Blaise Pascal

You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time. - Charles F. Kettering

By the time they're ready to be thrown away, most shoes are thoroughly comfortable. - Andy Rooney

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. - Unknown

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

Ezra was right half the time, and when he was wrong, he was so wrong you were never in any doubt about it. - Ernest Hemingway

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. - Will Rogers

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

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