Redneck Watch

Ask Bubba what time it is!

There’s no time like this for a busy Redneck

(turn Bubba’s charm bracelet backwards & you’re a winner every day!)

New Redneck Rolex watch rolls over every day

Redneck Wrist Watch

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Back since time immamoral. - Archie Bunker

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

The next time you have a thought... let it go. - Ron White

It's the time of year when Canadians mate. - Craig Ferguson

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak. - C. Kent Wright

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. - Albert Einstein

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch somebody else doing it wrong, without comment. - T.H. White

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

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