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My Ex-Wife, The Pilot
Ex-wife’s narrow escape


My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce
started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final,
later that same year.

Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped
injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make
an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather.
Thank God the kids weren’t with her.

The NTSB issued a preliminary report, citing pilot error: Judy was
flying a single engine aircraft in IFR (instrument flight rating)
conditions while only having obtained a VFR (visual flight rating) rating.

The absence of a post-crash fire was likely due to insufficient
fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured.

The photograph below was taken at the scene to show the extent
of damage to her aircraft.
She was real lucky.



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