Canadian Kiss

Kissed by a wild moose



Canadian Kiss - Moose kissing a man in back yard

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Wild hornets couldn't drag me there. - Archie Bunker

You were once wild here. Don't let them tame you! - Isadora Duncan

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Now a soft kiss; Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Happiness is to see the world in a grain of sand, and Heaven in a wild flower, to hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in a single hour. - William Blake

I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviorally wild, and it's crazy to think of any form where it's just one way. - Jack Nicholson

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. - P.J. O'Rourke

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword! - Oscar Wilde

'Tis the night - the night
Of the grave's delight,
And the warlocks are at their play;
Ye think that without,
The wild winds shout,
But no, it is they - it is they! - Arthur Cleveland Coxe

since feeling is first
who pays any attention
to the syntax of things
will never wholly kiss you...
and kisses are a better fate
than wisdom
lady i swear by all flowers. - e e cummings


see also   Canada  &  Moose  Sections
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Backyard Canadian Pool
Call Of The Wild
Canadian Moose Dog
Canadian North Cookbook
Canadian Polo
Canadian Squirrel
Don’t Annoy A Moose!
Driver’s License Please
Kissing Booth
Logging Moose - Alaskan Clydesdale - Only in Alaska
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Moose Nuggets for Diabetes
Moose Parking
Moose Police
Moose Steak
Moose Team
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Nature Calls
Newfie Moose Hunters
Only in Canada: MacMoose
Only In Canada - Nosey Moose
Plenty of Room for God’s Creatures
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10-Dec-2017