Three year old Little Johnny is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. Little Johnny is gripping on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Johnny, are you alright? You’ve been in here for a while.” Little Johnny says, “I’m fine, Mommy. I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.” Mother says, “OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Johnny, why are you hitting yourself on the head?” Little Johnny says, “Works for ketchup.” see also   Little Johnny  Section   Vatican Chess Boot Camp Hold On, Let Me Catch The Ball Big Hands Baby Fire Truck Sinkhole Cyclist Mailbox Tearable Puns Penmanship Tree Removal I Sea Drums Statue of Libertea Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner Burrito Cow Photobomb Commas Save Lives Never Give Up

23-Aug-2019