Three year old Little Johnny is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what’s up. Little Johnny is gripping on to the toilet seat with his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Johnny, are you alright? You’ve been in here for a while.” Little Johnny says, “I’m fine, Mommy. I just haven’t gone ‘doody’ yet.” Mother says, “OK, you can stay here a few more minutes. But Johnny, why are you hitting yourself on the head?” Little Johnny says, “Works for ketchup.” see also   Little Johnny  Section   Egg Couch Pocket Bunny Colour Car The Resurrection What's In Easter? Texas Easter Bunny Easter Elephant Eggs Ancient Shiloh Easter Egg Hunt Chocolate Easter Bunnies Did You Say Happy Easter? Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law Easter Yolks Easter Cats Egg Hatch Breakfast

21-Apr-2019