Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

Texas Rocking Chair

Culinary Breakthrough

Aussie Husband Wanted - Call Helen

Lecture Meal

Tornado House

This Is A Window

Cut Weight

Forever Round

All Mine

Bottle Support

Falls Trail Tree

Going Green

Ukrainian Model T

Fencing Down Under

Croc Diet
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16-Aug-2018