Redneck Manicure

Redneck Manicure
Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades
“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens

Setting up the audience...

Company coming for dinner?

Time for Bubba's manicure...

Rita asks what kind of mouth wash this gator uses...

I know I put my contact lenses somewhere over here...

'Back' to the basics of alligator rodeo...

Checking to make sure the gator's teeth are sharp enough...

Demonstrating how far you SHOULD BE away from the gator's mouth...

Here goes nothing...

... why Rednecks are considered a gator delicacy in Florida!

taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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