Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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World's First Wireless Communications System

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Boneless Inverted Pork

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Polar Bear Photographer

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Which Witch

Shimmy Car-nage

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21-Oct-2017