Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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