Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Show me a hero and I'll write you a tragedy. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Call to me, and I will answer you, and show you great and mighty things, which you do not know. - Jeremiah 33:30

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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12-Dec-2017