Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

The supreme function of reason is to show man that some things are beyond reason. - Blaise Pascal

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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