Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Apprentice 4 is the best by far, the best show we've done. - Donald Trump

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

Show me a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss. - Unknown

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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