Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

Many will show you the way once your cart has overturned. - Turkish Proverb

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. - Larry Lorenzoni

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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17-Jan-2019