Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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We're going to show you some fun homework. - Mike Johanns

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Don't tell me about your effort. Show me your results. - Tim Fargo

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser. - Donald Trump

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Sir Winston Churchill

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

He should be on the show. I think he'd do very well if he were on the show. - Donald Trump

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. - Unknown

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Show me anyone who's lived to over seventy, and you show me a fighter - someone who's got the will to live. - Agatha Christie

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Thousands and thousands of guys applied to be on the show... Some of them were crazy. Some of them were so much into themselves. - Donald Trump

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

Nail Chair

Goat Hairstyle

Divorce Yard Sale

Awesome Brain

Months Apart

Young At Heart

Pointed Trampoline

Naughty Dog

NASCAR Wheelchair

Fihs Meal

Real Chicken

Aussie Grocery Shopping

Lightbulb Apprentice

Argentina Weather Stone

Wurst Humour
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22-Oct-2018