Redneck Manicure

Spa facial treatment in the Florida Everglades

“Man-i-cure” to Bubba means staying away from the swamp chickens



Taking risks with alligators at the Everglades Holiday Park in Florida



















taken by the Joe-kster at the Alligator Show,
Everglades Holiday Park, Florida
after a thrilling swampy Everglades Airboat Ride

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Show me where to put my John Hancrock. - Archie Bunker

You drive for show but putt for dough. - Bobby Locke

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser. - Red Auerbach

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

To be good is noble; but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. - Mark Twain

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. - J K Rowling

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Seek opportunities to show you care. The smallest gestures often make the biggest difference. - John Wooden

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. - Scott Adams

Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time. - Lou Brock

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Show me a person who likes to go to meetings, and I'll show you a person who doesn't have enough to do. - Unknown

They should have little disclaimer that says, "Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show!" - Robin Williams

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


see also   Alligator  &  Redneck  Sections
African Meal on Wheels
Alligator Mating
Alligator Molesting
Alligator Path
Animal Life Spans
Aussie Boat Ride
Biking in Florida
Croc Surfing
Crocs Shoes
Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters
Gator Baiter
Gators Gone?
My Last Swim In The Ocean
Real Crocodile Leather
Reptile Ride

 

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20-Aug-2017