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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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