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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Most of us spend out lives as if we have another one in the bank. - Ben Irwin

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. - James Thurber


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