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I thought Europe was a country. - Kellie Pickler

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. - Edward Langley

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

This country with its institutions belongs to the people who inhabit it. - Abraham Lincoln

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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18-Sep-2019