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My first occupation was to map the country. - John Hanning Speke

Country music is three chords and the truth. - Harlan Howard

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs. - German Proverb

Healthy citizens are the greatest asset any country can have. - Winston Churchill

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee. - William Graham Sumner

There can be no greater issue than that of conservation in this country. - Theodore Roosevelt

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

A simple way to take the measure of a country is to look at how many want in... and how many want out. - Tony Blair

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing - and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. - Will Rogers

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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26-Jun-2019