![]() Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know - and he always wore his seat belt. - Ice Cube Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After that, you're on your own. - Groucho Marx My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner see also Art, Clothing & Shopping Sections Banana Shoes Chair Master Chicken Shoes Curly Heels Dog Heels High Heel Motorcycle Nail Chair Shoes for Well Heeled Shoppers Stooletto Heels |
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