Easter Identity Theft

Beware of Identity Theft this Easter



Easter Identity Theft - Rabbits

Easter Identity Theft - Cat and Rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - Rabbit and Cat

Easter Identity Theft - rabbit and dog

Easter Identity Theft - cats and rabbits

Easter Identity Theft - more cats and rabbits

Easter Identity Theft - kitten and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - purring kitten and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - old dog and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - dog and rabbit friends

Easter Identity Theft - rabbit talking to dog

Easter Identity Theft - Irish Setter and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - playful dog and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - rabbits and puppy

Easter Identity Theft - puppys and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - Collie dog and rabbit

Easter Identity Theft - playful kitten and rabbit

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Be brave, little rabbit. Take a chance. - Cherise Sinclair

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Tree
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Many Eggs?
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Star Wars Eggs
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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24-Feb-2018