Dear Prime Minister, Let’s put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks. They’d receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs - and they’d receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool and education. Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ’s and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens. Each senior could have a PC, a TV, radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a Board of Directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. The “criminals” would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. Lights off at 8 PM, and showers once a week. They’d live in a tiny room, pay $2,500.00 per month, and have no hope of ever getting out. Justice for all... see also   Aging,  Government  &  Prison   Sections 4 Stages Of Life A Beautiful Message About Growing Old A. A. A. D. D. Alternative Retirement Home - on a Princess Cruise Ship Alzheimer’s Wing Be Careful Pulling Out Camping For Seniors Cell Phone For Seniors Daily Exercise for Seniors Driving Tip For The Elderly False Teeth Formula One Wheelchair Hopscotch for Seniors Husband of the Year Neck Exercises to do at the Computer New Wine For Seniors - Anti-Diuretic Hybrid Grape Ritz Nursing Home Senile Agitation Senior Health Care Solution Senior Wheelies Snowplow For Seniors Special Present For Grandpa Winter Laundry Working Past 65 Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room

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