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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The Volkswagen Group has proved that it can remain firmly on track even when the terrain is slippery. - Martin Winterkorn

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

I drove around in a Volkswagen Rabbit I shared with one of my roommates, and it didn't have a roof. It doesn't rain much in L.A., but when it did, it was utterly miserable. - Jon Hamm

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

These wrestlers aren't organized. They have no union, no pension and no insurance. You meet wrestler after wrestler who sold out Madison Square Garden ten years ago, basically running on fumes today. There's a lot of drama there. - Darren Aronofsky

The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. - George Edward Moore

When I ask my medical students to describe their image of a woman who elects to birth with a midwife rather than with an obstetrician, they generally describe a woman who wears long cotton skirts, braids her hair, eats only organic vegan food, does yoga, and maybe drives a VW microbus. - Alice Dreger

The single greatest lesson the garden teaches is that our relationship to the planet need not be zero-sum, and that as long as the sun still shines and people still can plan and plant, think and do, we can, if we bother to try, find ways to provide for ourselves without diminishing the world. - Michael Pollan


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19-Oct-2019