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Taxation without representation is tyranny. - James Otis

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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