Exciting Spring

Wet your plants do the talking!

Are you this happy to plant flowers this year?



Its Spring We Are So Excited We Wet Our Plants sign

Spring Is Here Im So Excited I Wet My Plants

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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