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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

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