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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Common sense often makes good law. - William O Douglas

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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