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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


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