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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

Whenever law ends, tyranny begins. - John Locke

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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