Junkyard Art

The art of recycling

One man’s junk is another’s Picasso



Junkyard Art

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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19-Jun-2019