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Multi Task Dad

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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19-Oct-2017