Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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The Earth laughs in flowers. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

He has all the characteristics of a god - except loyalty. - Sam Houston

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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13-Nov-2019