Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill


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26-May-2018