Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying. - Unknown

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth. - Wilfred Grenfell

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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18-Mar-2019