Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square. - Unknown

The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him. - Oscar Wilde

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
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Flower Shop For Men
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Looking For Your Wife?
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Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
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26-May-2019