Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries

It was partially my fault that we got divorced. I tended to place my wife under a pedestal. - Woody Allen

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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17-Aug-2018