Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

A human life is a story told by God. - Hans Christian Andersen

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. - Jewish Proverb

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

I know why superman left krypton. Earth was the only place where he could get steroids. - Milton Berle

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

A little House well fill'd, a little Field well till'd, and a little Wife well will'd, are great Riches. - Benjamin Franklin

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

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22-Jul-2019