Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

QuotaBills
He goes through groceries like an earth remover. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Our heads are round so that thoughts can change direction. - Francis Picabia

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Sigmund Freud

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically. - Albert Einstein

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we were born knowing everything, what would we do with all this time on this earth? - Nelly

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
A Woman’s Mind
Everything Men Know About Women
Female Attraction
“Female Speak” Translation
Flower Shop For Men
iGifts
Looking For Your Wife?
Names of the Colours
Real Iron Man Competition
Real Man’s Point System
Redneck Anniversary Gift
Romance Lost
Secret Of A Long Marriage
Sheer Surprise
The Good Wife’s Guide
Understanding Women

 

Centennial Puff

Don't Be A Stick In The Mud

Redneck Hitch Attachment

Texas Rims

Window Fall Repair

Louvre Paintings

Parking Spot For Women

Generations Past And Present

Jumping The Gun

New Speed Trap

Window Cleaning in New York

Welcome Beer Mat

Mr. Dressup II

Puppy Special

Breast Cancer Cure

Who Needs Physics?

Bach Scratching

OCD Cookie Jar

Dwarf Plane Pull

Fire Truck
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

21-Sep-2019