Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


see also   Marriage  &  Relationship  Sections
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Secret Of A Long Marriage
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15-Nov-2018