Obedient Wife

God’s sense of humour

Advice for men when searching for a wife


While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round...

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What has God wrought? - Samuel Morse

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

God has always been hard on the poor. - Jean Paul Marat

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they are on the same side. - Zig Ziglar

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose


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19-Jan-2018