Rock Jump

Taking the straight and narrow path

Mountain cycling that will rock you



Rock Jump

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Jump and the net will appear. - Les Brown

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. - Peter York

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Elvis may have been the king of rock 'n roll, but I am the queen. - Little Richard

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The great thing about rock and roll is that someone like me can be a star. - Elton John

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

How difficult it is to save the bark of reputation from the rocks of ignorance. - Petrarch

The knowledge from an enlightened person breaks on the hard rocks of ignorance. - Mahesh Yogi

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Everybody talks about rock these days; the problem is they forget about the roll. - Keith Richards

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

Rock is so much fun. That's what it's all about - filling up the chest cavities and empty kneecaps and elbows. - Jimi Hendrix

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales

Five frogs are sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
Five, because there's a difference between deciding and doing. - Mark L. Feldman & Michael F. Spratt


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22-Jan-2018