Sedin Sisters

2 girls, no cup

Los Angeles prepares to dethrone the Canuck Twins



Seding Brothers - Daniel and Henrik Sedin - NHL Vancouver Canucks ice hockey team



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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard


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