This Is A Window

How to safely make it to your office

Guidelines for door-challenged employees



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How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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17-Jul-2018