This Is A Window

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao


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15-Dec-2017