Wobbly Roads

Driving through the eyes of an impaired driver

When the road takes a painted line detour



Wobbly painted road lines



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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

I have observed that there are more lines formed than things worth waiting for. - Robert Brault

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon


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21-May-2018