Wobbly Roads

Driving through the eyes of an impaired driver

When the road takes a painted line detour



Wobbly painted road lines



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The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

At the sum of all fears, the only thing that is painted... is a reflection of you. - Lionel Suggs

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Some people color inside the lines, others color outside the lines. Me? I eat the crayons. - Bill Carter

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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19-Jun-2019