Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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17-Nov-2017