Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients

Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

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