Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

The phrase working mother is redundant. - Jane Sellman

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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25-May-2018