Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. - E. Joseph Cossman

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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18-Jul-2018