Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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21-Sep-2018