Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Said the daughter: "I don't have to help my Mom with the housework. She knows how." - Unknown

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt


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20-Apr-2019