Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother. - Oprah Winfrey

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother's side. - Archie Bunker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten


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16-Nov-2018