Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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22-Feb-2019