Birthday Cake For Mom

Cake recipe for an expanded appetite

Little Johnny prepares extra surprise ingredients


Mother was having difficulty gulping down the birthday cake Little Johnny had made for her as a surprise.

When she finally finished, Little Johnny happily explained, “I’m so glad you like it, Mommy.”

“There should have been 34 candles on the cake, but they were all gone when I took it out of the oven.”


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There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

A mother is one to whom you hurry when you are troubled. - Emily Dickinson

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Eleanor Roosevelt

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. - Mae West

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never play cards with a man called Doc. - Edward Abbey

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman


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19-Sep-2017