Crowded Birthday Party

One person’s junk is another person’s treasure

Some yards just aren’t big enough for all your friends


Crowded Bicycle Birthday Party

QuotaBills
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

The last birthday that's any good is 23. - Andy Rooney

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield


see also   Birthday,  Cycling  &  Scenery  Sections
Bacon Birthday Cake
Big Birthday Surprise
Birthday Dog
Blonde’s Birthday Task
Cake Message
Centennial Puff
Cheap Birthday Card
DJ Birthday
Doctor’ed Birthday Cake
Family Birthday Reminder
Hippy Birthday
Jurassic Judah
Perfect Birthday Excuse
Redneck Birthday Cake
Shark Week Birthday Cake
“Underneath That” Cake
Woodcutter Birthday Cake

 

Sorry Tree

Air Meal

Jet Ski Transport

Sock Anatomy

Table Head Wireless

Dates For Everyone

Different Drugs

Clear View

Dog Hates Junk E-Mail

When You Gotta Go

Grillin' Down South

Balled Up

Blind (Braille) Sudoku Puzzles

Glassman

Family Picture

Plane Pushers

Food For Thought

Construction SNAFU Awards

Last Selfie

Cat Brush
Submissions by Idske Mulder, The NetherlandsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

25-May-2017