He Was Due For A Promotion

Filling in for the job of Branch Manager

Leading the pack for promotion opportunity



Dog with stick in mouth acting as branch manager looking for promotion

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

Stick with the optimists. It's going to be tough enough even if they're right. - James Reston

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

A husband is a guy who tells you when you’ve got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick. - Ogden Nash

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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26-May-2018