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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

You're a bartender, y'aint a mortrician. - Archie Bunker

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. - Bob Marley

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - the Joe-kster

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Amplified Beer
Aussie Bar Rules
Aussie Gazpacho
Baby Brew
Bachelor Fridge
Bacon Beer Mug
Bartender Spill
Beer Bags
Beer Bear
Beer Chess
Beer Floating
Beer Habit
Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
“Beer On Tap” Bike
Beer Pong
Beer Rescue
Beer Salad
Before 12 Beers
Brew Haul-her - 12 Brewskies At A Time!
Brewery Motorcycle
Burnt Beer
Buzz Lightbeer
Calculus Drinks
Camouflage Beer Bus
Canadian Beer Storage
Canadian Cow: Whole Stein
Canadian Fridge
Canadian Trap
Caress Her
Cheers Beer
Cold Beer
Cold One
Cold Weather Beer
Cup That Runneth Over
Designated Driver
Dog Beer Conversion
Double Your Vision
Drink And Drive Directions
Drink, Don’t Drive
Drink Refill
Drink That Refreshes
Efficient Humans
Follow Me Sandals
Found The Jackpot
Free Beer
Glass Prescription
Grandma’s Remedies
Guess the Beer
Heavy Drinking
How To Cut Down On Your Drinking
Husband Creche
Irish Drink
Irish Flood
Irish Flu Shots
Irish Sunblock
Jeep Words
Jim Class
Jim’s Happy Hour
Just One More Glass
Lamp Post For Sale
Lean Beer
Leave My Drink Alone
Life And Beer Are Very Similar
Life’s Choices
Light Beer
Light Beer House
Little Drinker
Little Drinking Problem
Long Liquor Store
Meet Your Future Ex-Wife
Men To The Left
One Beer A Day
“One Drink A Day” Schedule
One Glass Per Day
Peter Cotton Ale
Pickup Bartender
Rainbow Beer
Redneck Beer Hunter
Redneck Beer Opener
Redneck Beer Stacker
Redneck Cooler
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Redneck Six Pack
Redneck’s Favorite Bar Stool
Russian Shot Glass
Senior Beer Drinker’s Bar
Senior’s Biker Bar
Shot Glasses
Slug Beer
Something Witty
Soup Of The Day
Special Offer
Take The Bus
Texas Rain Gauge
The Importance Of Education
The No Brainer
Thirst Quencher Fridge
Thirsty Snake
Throw Your Life Away
Trampolining Competition
Trunk Drinkers
Very Cold Beer
Weekend Plans
Welcome Beer Mat
Where Do You Want To Eat?
Why You Shouldn’t Let Your Dog Drink Beer
Wife Of The Year
Winter SOS


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