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Man is condemned to be free. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

When I discover who I am, I'll be free. - Ralph Ellison

No man is free who is not a master of himself. - Epictetus

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. - Aristotle

They are not free who drag their chains after them. - French Proverb

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

When you explore your fears then you set yourself free. - Stephen Richards

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. - Eric Hoffer

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I'm on parole, that I'm not really free. - Jennifer Lane

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt

One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump


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