Historic Texting

Re-invented moments in history

Re-invented moments in history



Abraham Lincoln texting on cellphone

QuotaBills
History is more or less bunk. - Henry Ford

History is written by the victors. - Niccolo Machiavelli

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Just let the wardrobe do the acting. - Jack Nicholson

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

History is a vast early warning system. - Norman Cousins

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. - Lily Tomlin

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker. - Robert Downey Jr.

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting;
T'was only that when he was off he was acting. - Oliver Godsmith

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history. - Aldous Huxley

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

No, I think that was when Abraham Lincoln signed the Declaration of Independence. Ya know, "Fourscore and 7 years ago." - Archie Bunker

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

History has repeatedly been changed by people who had the desire and the ability to transfer their convictions and emotions to their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one history of any importance, and it is the history of what you once believed in, and the history of what you came to believe in. - Kay Boyle


see also   History  &  Telephone  Sections
Antique iPhones
If God Had Texted the 10 Commandments
Modern Romance
Motorcycle Texting
No-iPhone Kids
Text Message Timing
Text Romance
Texting Abbreviations for the Elderly
Texting For Dummies
Typewriting While Driving

 

Air Meal

Jet Ski Transport

Sock Anatomy

Table Head Wireless

Dates For Everyone

Different Drugs

Clear View

Dog Hates Junk E-Mail

When You Gotta Go

Grillin' Down South

Balled Up

Blind (Braille) Sudoku Puzzles

Glassman

Family Picture

Plane Pushers

Food For Thought

Construction SNAFU Awards

Last Selfie

Cat Brush

Shopping Bike
Submissions by Keith BlakeFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

25-May-2017