Male or Female?

Picking the right product for him or her

Gender is an important part of shopping



You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

Male or Female - Freezer Bag
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
Photocopiers
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
Tires
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over-inflated
Hot Air Balloon
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.
Sponges
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
Web Pages
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they’re constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
Trains
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
Egg Timers EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.
Hammers
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they’ve hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.
Remote Control
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. You probably thought it would-be male, but consider this: it easily gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


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17-Jun-2018