The first grade teacher. Miss Figpot asked Little Johnny, “Johnny if I gave you two rabbits and then two more rabbits and then two more rabbits, how many would you have?” Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson This is adding insult to injuries.  Edward Moore Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog.  Benjamin Franklin Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Pure mathematics, may it never be of any use to anyone.  Henry Smith I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire.  Thomas Fuller Mathematics consists of proving the most obvious thing in the least obvious way.  George Polya Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit.  Alfred Whitehead I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit.  R.E. Shay Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.  John Adams For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet".  Jane Revell You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy.  Garrison Keillor The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence.  Howard Eves Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin see also Little Johnny & School Sections 6th Grade Misspelling Afterlife Life Animal Groups Attack Rabbit Bald Rabbits Blind Bunny Canadian North Cookbook CatRabbit Twins Did you say her name was Alice? Donald Trump Rabbit Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray Fox Hunting Madness Funny Bunny Genetic Science Happy Easter, Big Guy Hare Five JackALope vs JackELope Pocket Bunny Portable Lawn Mower Purrrfect Disguise Rabbit Boost Rabbit’s Foot Rabbit In The Box Rabbit or Duck? Rabbit Spray Ready For Rabbits Stuffed Bunny Texas Easter Bunny Wabbits What Happened? Who’s Pulling Your Chain? 
